Robert Morrow
Non-Partisan | Texas
Candidate Profile
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BIOGRAPHY
Name
Robert Morrow
Party
Non-Partisan
Election Year
2026
Election
May School Board & Special SD4
Race
Eanes ISD Board of Trustees, Place 1
Incumbent
No
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EDUCATION
Univ. of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX, MBA, 1987-1990
Princeton University, Princeton, NJ, A.B., -1987
WORK & MILITARY
Self-Employed, Investor, 1994-2023
AFFILIATIONS
Gracy Woods Nursing Home, Volunteer, 1998-1999
Big Brother/Big Sister, Volunteer, -1998
Mentor, Volunteer, -1996
CASA, Volunteer, -1995
POLITICAL OFFICES HELD
Chairman, Travis Cty GOP, 2016-2016
POLITICAL OFFICES SOUGHT
Eanes School Board, -2023, 2024
SBOE, District #5, 2020-2022
President of USA, 2016-2020
ENDORSEMENTS
REPORTED BY CANDIDATE (1)
Robert Morrow
SELECTED FINANCIAL SOURCE DOCUMENTS
OTHER INFORMATION
**Profile picture specifically requested by the candidate.**
Candidate's original, complete, and unredacted answers to our 2026 candidate questionnaire. WARNING: Content is sexually explicit and potentially libelous.
Candidate's original, complete, and unredacted answers to our 2025 candidate questionnaire. WARNING: Content is sexually explicit and potentially libelous.
Candidate's original, complete, and unredacted answers to our 2024 candidate questionnaire. WARNING: Content is sexually explicit and potentially libelous.
Candidate's original, complete, and unredacted answers to our 2023 candidate questionnaire. WARNING: Content is sexually explicit and potentially libelous.
QUESTIONNAIRE
RIGHT TO LIFE
Human life deserves legal protection from conception until natural death.
Strongly Disagree
I am for ABORTION ON DEMAND
What role should the school serve in helping a student with an unwanted or crisis pregnancy?
Tell the parents their kid is stacked up
RELIGIOUS LIBERTY
With regard to public schools, what does "separation of church and state" mean to you?
You should be able to pray in school AND schools should teach that Jesus Christ is a complete and utter fraud and ... is a child molester.
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ECONOMY
Student loan forgiveness unfairly shifts the financial burden to those not responsible for student debt.
Strongly Agree
I am concerned that ... F**** Kids.
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What is your position on government funding of public education from Pre-K through college?
... is a Child Molester
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IMMIGRATION
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) enhances the safety and security of communities by identifying and detaining illegal aliens.
Agree
Yes, but they don't have to be fascists about it just because ... is a child molester.
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EDUCATION
Abortion and gender-affirming providers, including Planned Parenthood, should be a resource for instruction or services in the school.
Disagree
If ... wants to be an anally receptive homosexual then that is his problem.
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Consequences for bad behavior create a safe and orderly environment, which is essential for student learning.
Neutral
... needs to be imprisoned for life for being a child molester.
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Educators should give students a thorough education in America's founding documents and cultivate American patriotism.
Strongly Agree
... is a child molester and Jesus is a total fraud.
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I support eliminating the U.S. Department of Education and giving control back to states and communities.
Strongly Agree
DOE should be teaching ... is a child molester.
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If you support the teaching of Sex Ed, please answer the following question: Sexual education should include these topics (list all that apply and add your own, if needed) -- abortion methods and side effects; abstinence; consent; contraceptive methods; human anatomy/the reproductive system; physical and emotional health outcomes; sex acts and pleasures of sex; sexual orientation and gender identity; stages of pregnancy and fetal development
Sex Ed should be taught, the basics condoms etc but I do not support videos of ... raping a Hillary Clinton blow up doll being shown to our precious children.
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It is discriminatory for a school district to cause academically eligible students to forfeit participation in U.I.L. competition when the student opts for instruction outside of the public school system.
Strongly Agree
Home Schoolers should teach ... is a Child Molester if they want to get school credit.
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Please list in order the following priorities in relation to the role of a K-12 public school (omitting any that do not apply): American History, Art & Music, Civics, Critical Race Theory, Foreign Language, Gender Identity, Information Technology, Language Arts, Mathematics, Personal Finances, Physical Fitness, Political Activism, Science, Sexuality, Social Emotional Learning, Vocational Learning
Too lazy to answer this bs question. Civics should be taught.
Public schools should prioritize academic achievement and building character necessary to preserve American traditions and self-government.
Strongly Agree
And they should teach Christian are some of the worst character people in the world. Their support of Trump a prime example.
School choice creates competition, and that competition will push public schools to improve their educational systems.
Strongly Agree
I like boobies.
2ND AMENDMENT
Faculty who are licensed to carry and have had ongoing training should be allowed to carry guns at school in order to respond to an active shooter situation.
Strongly Agree
... is the active shooter rampaging through American democracy right now. He needs to be in prison.
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ABOUT YOU
Have you ever been convicted of a felony? If so, please explain.
NO - but the mfer in the White House has 34 felony convictions and I wonder if the c******** reading these answers voted for Trump.
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Have you ever been penalized for sexual misconduct in either civil or criminal court? If so, please explain.
NO - and that sick criminal ... has.
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I voted in these primaries and general elections:
2014 Republican Primary 2014 General Election 2016 Republican Primary 2016 General Election 2018 Republican Primary 2018 General Election 2020 Republican Primary 2020 General Election 2022 Republican Primary 2022 General Election
And because of Trump I may never vote for any Republican again in any race for the rest of my life.
What political party are you affiliated with?
I am a pure independent.
When you consider your views on a wide range of issues from economic and social matters to immigration and religious liberty, which of the following best describes you overall?
Moderate
LIBERTARIAN AND TRUMP HATER BECAUSE ... IS A CHILD MOLESTER. CAPICHE?
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VALUES
Biological males should be allowed to participate in women's sports or occupy biological women's spaces whether it be bathrooms, locker rooms, sorority houses, women's shelters, or prison.
Strongly Disagree
I am getting horny thinking about Ann Margaret in her PRIME. Racquel Welch too. Bruce Jenner does not make the cut. Never sprung one thinking about Mr. Wheaties.
Briefly describe your spiritual beliefs and values.
I believe in a benevolent singular God WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE THE DELUSIONAL IMPOSTER JESUS CHRIST.
Government should recognize and support the fundamental right and essential duty of parents to direct their child's health and educational well-being.
Strongly Agree
Why do we even have to ask this stupid question?
I support the teachings of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., that people should be judged by the content of their character and not the color of their skin.
Strongly Agree
Yes but we should also tell the kids that MLK was having disgusting orgies that were being taped by Hoover's FBI and that LBJ hated King and wanted him destroyed.
Marriage is a God-ordained, sacred and legal union of one man and one woman. No government has the authority to alter this definition.
Strongly Agree
Yes, but I might be open to a civil union for the F--- A ---G -- G -- O - T - S. The queers will also be with us people like ... etc. We just don't want them sucking penises of our boys in church or the Boy Scouts.
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Mental health conditions such as anorexia and gender dysphoria need to be treated, not affirmed.
Strongly Agree
DONALD TRUMP IS A MENTAL HEALTH CONDITION.
School library books that have literary value, as determined by experts, should be exempt from obscenity laws.
Strongly Agree
Depends how disgusting the obscenity is, something like ... raping little girls might be a little too much for 4th graders but okay for 10, 11, and 12th grades.
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ELECTIONS AND VOTING
People should be able to vote without photo identification.
Strongly Disagree
Govt IDs should be EASY TO GET AND FREE OF CHARGE.
