
Robert Morrow
Non-Partisan | Texas
Candidate Profile
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BIOGRAPHY
Name
Robert Morrow
Party
Non-Partisan
Election Year
2023
Election
School Board
Race
Eanes ISD Board of Trustees - Place 3
Incumbent
No
EDUCATION
Princeton University, Princeton, NJ, A.B., 1987
Univ. of Texas at Austin, Austin, TX, MBA, 1990
WORK & MILITARY
Self-Employed Investor, 1994-2023
AFFILIATIONS
CASA -1995, Volunteer, Mentor -1996
Volunteer, Big Brother/Big Sister 1998, Volunteer
POLITICAL OFFICES HELD
Chairman, Travis Cty GOP, part of 2016
POLITICAL OFFICES SOUGHT
President of USA, 2016, 2020
SBOE, District #5, 2020, 2022
Race
Previous Races
SELECTED CONTRIBUTIONS
CONSERVATIVE
GIVEN BY CANDIDATE (5)
Debra Medina (2010)
Jeff Fleece (2006)
Local, County, and District Republican Organizations (2017)
Maverick PAC (2006)
Republican Women's Organizations (2013)
RECEIVED BY CANDIDATE (0)
SELECTED FINANCIAL SOURCE DOCUMENTS
- Appointment of a campaign treasurer
- Candidate Modified Reporting Declaration
OTHER INFORMATION
- **Profile picture specifically requested by the candidate.
- Election Voting History from Travis County Elections Department for Rob Morrow during time of residence in district and/or at current address:
- 2022 Primary election: Republican
- 2020 Primary election: Republican
- Voted in five Republican Primary elections 2008- 2018
- Voted in 15 General elections 2008 - 2022
**Voter history is not considered during panel evaluations.**
- Travis County GOP opposes Robert Morrow for education board - Austin American-Statesman, January 22, 2020
All Republicans on State Board of Education endorse against Robert Morrow in runoff
- Application for a place on the ballot
- Candidate's original, complete, and unredacted answers to our questionnaire. WARNING: Content is sexually explicit and potentially libelous.
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QUESTIONNAIRE
RIGHT TO LIFE
Abortion providers, including Planned Parenthood, should be a resource for instruction or services in the school.
Agree
Yes, students should be made aware of where they can get an abortion. Students should be encouraged to be abstinent while at the same time given information about birth control methods.
Human life begins at conception and deserves legal protection at every stage until natural death.
Disagree
I am a very strong abortion rights supporter. Additionally I am the only candidate for a scientific, facts based approach to sex education. If elected to the Eanes School Board I will approve teenage mothers having their babies in 9th grade biology class or the school auditorium with the approval of a parental waiver.
ECONOMY
Free enterprise and the right to private property are essential elements of a productive economic system.
Strongly Agree
100% for free market capitalism here HOWEVER monopolies do require governmental intervention. For example social media companies like Facebook and Twitter which are almost monopolies should be treated like a utility where no one is banned for their points of view; they have become the public square.
School districts should be able to use taxpayer money for lobbying the state legislature.
Strongly Agree
What if the legislature wants to put tranny freaks on the girls track team and the school district opposes that? School districts should be able to lobby against that. The voters of those districts pick the boards who will determine the lobbying budget and tactics. Remember school boards are elected by the VOTERS of that district and the VOTERS will determine if they do or do not like such lobbying.
What is your position on government funding of public education from Pre-K through college?
It should be abolished. The problem is we have to many liberals, socialists, communists and sexual weirdos in our educational system from top to bottom. These are people who think that men can get pregnant and that boys should be on the girls soccer team and in the girls bathroom. The only way to stop this is to take money away from these liberals, socialists, communists, sex weirdos, sickos, pyschos and suckos. The DEI movement stands for "Discrimination," "Entitlement" and "Incompetent." It really should be the acrononym DIE - which is shorthand for "Die straight white male" of which I am one. There are many politically controlled professors in colleges. Why should the taxpayer's money be used to fund this garbage. Ask your typical college professor, who does not know his or her ass from a whole in the ground, who killed John Kennedy and MOST of them - the overwhelming majority - will tell you a lone nut killed JFK which is one of the greatest lies in World History. The correct answer is that ... and his Texas power brokers used elements of CIA and military intelligence to murder JFK. Why is this so hard for these paid GOVERNMENT employees to figure out. Well, the answer is they are government employees and the GOVERNMENT was involved up to its bloody eyeballs in murdering John Kennedy and then covering it up.
iVoterGuide Notes:
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RELIGIOUS LIBERTY
At school, students should be able to speak freely and civilly about matters of conscience and faith, including Christianity.
Strongly Agree
The answer is YES people should be able to speak freely and civilly about their religion. For example, let's reasonably assume that Hillary Clinton is a satanist who murdered 76 innocent people at Waco on April 19, 1993, she should be allowed to say that her satanist religion is what motivates her. Ditto Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein. If ... wants to tell us his satanic religion is what motivated him to raped and sexually molest underage girls, then this sex sicko can tell us that.
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School districts should not discriminate against individuals, organizations or small businesses because of their belief that marriage is only a union of one man and one woman.
Strongly Agree
I live in Austin, TX and sadly I have been seeing a lot of so-called "transgender" young men walking around lately. Big hulking, 6 feet 4 inches men who are wearing dresses and trying to pretend they are women.. Having said that folks can believe that marriage is between one man and one woman. No school districts should not discriminate against people who believe this OR those who believe Israel is a terroristic, apartheid state. I believe in freedom of belief.
EDUCATION
What is the function of the local school board?
The function of the school board is to determine which 1980s mix tape songs are played on the intercom at Westlake High School. I will be a supervisory DJ over the Westlake school intercom and I promise to play the Beastie Boys. I also believe that Eanes School board should run an investigation into whether Karl Rove is an anally receptive homosexual or not. Disturbing allegations have been made and EISD needs to get to the "bottom" of this! If I am made the supervisory DJ of the Westlake High School intercom system I will play Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Van Halen, Black Eyed Peas and a slew of classic rock songs. For girls with eating disorders, I will play Christian Aguilera's Beautiful which I think is a great song. If the football team loses a game I will play as supervisory DJ Taylor Swift's "Shake it Off." I also like to play Van Halen's Jump and when the mood strikes House of Pain's "Jump Around" which I will also be playing if I will this School Board Race. For students in detention after school or on Saturday, we will play the movie The Breakfast Club. The point being if I am elected to the Eanes School Board that place is going to be completely lit. I will be chairing a subcommittee of the EISD school board that will look into allegations that Karl Rove is an anal receptive homosexual. The task force on this investigation will include the Travis County Sheriff's Office, the Austin Police Dept, the U.S. attorney's office, the office of the Texas Attorney General, the FBI , CIA, Defense Intelligence Agency, Office of Naval Intelligence, the Mossad, the Russian GRU, National Security Agency, the Clements Center at the Univ. of Texas, the friends of the LBJ Library and the Terlingua, TX Fire Department. Additionally, I will advocate that a 50 foot tall mural of Raquel Welch in her prime be attached to the Westlake Football Stadium. If I am elected to the Eanes School Board, my First Lady will be supermodel Lindsey Pelas, the brainy Cajun sensation.
Who should have the authority to set curriculum and determine resources used in those curricula?
Parents and local school boards AS OPPOSED TO the Texas State Board of Education.
When should parents be restricted from speaking in school board meetings?
When parents start ... over the sitting school board members, a la ..., they should have their speaking time restricted at school board meetings. Additionally parents should be allowed to sniff the heads of students a la Joe Biden. Alex Stein will be allowed to make his presentations to the Eanes ISD school board.
iVoterGuide Notes:
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After the candidate questionnaire deadline, candidate notified iVoterGuide that there was a "typo correction needed" in his response. The intended second sentence of his answer to this question should have been "Parents should NOT be allowed to sniff the heads of children at school board meetings a la Creepy Joe Biden."**This correction is not reflected in the linked pdf in the Other Information section above.**
Please list in order the following priorities in relation to the role of a K-12 public school (omitting any that do not apply): Mathematics, Information Technology, Science, Political Activism, Personal Finances, Gender Identity, Physical Fitness, American History, Critical Race Theory, Language Arts, Art & Music, Vocational Learning, Sexuality, Foreign Language, Social Emotional Learning
Students should be taught that ... murdered JFK and that ... was raping teen girls with ... . They should also be taught that ... is a serial rapist and that ... terrorizes ...'s sex victims. They should also be taught that ... is the "Big Guy" and he is corrupt and that ... is a war criminal and terrorist for blowing of the Russian Nord Stream II pipeline. They should be taught that ... is a war criminal and mass murderer for his crimes in Iraq.
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Which more closely matches your view of America's founding principles? A) Liberty and equality. B) Slavery and racism.
I want to talk about Thomas Jefferson ... Sally Hemmings ... . That way we can talk about everything. Obviously, when America was founded it was not free or equal due to its tolerance of slavery. This does not mean that every white person today is evil. We should end anything having to do with Diversity Equity and Inclusion which is code for "Die Straight White Man."
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What does "equity in education" mean to you?
D.E.I. stands for "Discrimination" and "Incompetence" and "Entitlement." It is code for "Die straight white man." My views on D.E.I. are quite similar to that of Tucker Carlson.
Written parental consent (opt-in) must be obtained before students are taught courses such as Comprehensive Sex Ed (CSE) or Social Emotional Learning (SEL).
Strongly Agree
Absolutely, because there are far too many deranged liberal freaks as teachers, which is why I am not a big supporter of "pubic education." What if they started talking about dildos, butt plugs and becoming a tranny? These sickos, psychos and suckos must be reigned in. Someone once said that if you let you kid go to a public school you are guilty of parental abuse. But what about those deranged queers running the Catholic schools. Watch out there as well!!
The loss of local control in education is too high a price to pay in exchange for federal dollars.
Strongly Agree
Local control is extremely important even if it means local control by liberal socialists DEI freaks. LOCAL CONTROL IS THE KEY! However, if local control means that liberals are in control of local schools, that is fine with me. Remember, Republicans think that 10 year old girls should be force to have babies and that is as cray cray as the deranged transgender issue that is pushed by demented liberals.
Parents are the ultimate authority in their child’s education and should be able to freely pursue whatever educational options they deem best for their child.
Strongly Agree
I agree, yes. But what if you parents are the ... dysfunctional ... or ... who liked to rape teenage girls with ..., while telling them "You look just like ... ." It is all so disgusting I just want to projectile vomit. I do parents should control what the insane sickos at the public schools teach them. I do not know what to do if the parents themselves are absolute garbage.
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School boards are accountable to parents and taxpayers.
Strongly Agree
THIS IS WHY LOCAL CONTROL IS SO IMPORTANT. YOU DON'T WANT THE STATE SHOVING RULES AND IDEOLOGY DOWN ON LOCAL SCHOOL DISTRICTS. LOCAL VOTERS CONTROL THEIR SCHOOL BOARDS. Caveat: this means liberals will sometimes or oftentimes run school districts if the voters vote for them. That is fine with me because I believe in democracy.
Do you believe students should have access to materials that graphically depict and describe sexual acts?
No
No, they can get that for free all over the internet or by reading Hunter Biden's laptop or reading Ashley Biden's diary about her "probably inappropriate" showers with Joe Biden when when she was a little girl.. I learned what a woman's p**** looked like by looking at Playboy. Interesting! I just hope Playboy does not start putting in "girls with penises" in the magazine bec/ if they did that how else could we learn what a vagina looks like? I am for traditional values. I am very anti drug too.
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All print and digital material available or presented to students should be easily accessible for public review.
Strongly Agree
Yes, can you imagine the insane shit that disgusting, mentally ill liberal freaks want to indoctrinate our poor, captive kids with? Shit that is worse than Hunter Biden's laptop or how Donald Trump has actually lived his life. It is scary to think that transgender indoctrination and "white people are evil" goes on in our pubic screwals as Rush Limbaugh used to call them.
VALUES
Briefly describe your spiritual beliefs and values.
I believe in a benevolent God that knows everything and wishes the best for all humans and I think he likes animals too. Be nice to animals too. I love boobies too and they think are very important.
I support allowing public high school students to participate in athletic competition based on the gender with which they identify instead of biological sex.
Strongly Disagree
People with penises should not be allowed to compete in girls sports - period!! Except for Hillary Clinton who can wear her "mankini." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I am so based and woke and am ready to go berserk level one on the EISD if given the chance.
No school official should be involved in the sexual transitioning of a student, including the use of alternative names and pronouns.
Strongly Agree
We really live in an insane world that you would have to ask a question like that. What if your school official is a deranged sex freak like ... - God knows what might happen!! Boys are boys and girls are girls.
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No healthcare diagnosis or treatment, whether mental, reproductive, or otherwise, should be given to a child without first receiving written consent from the parent.
Strongly Agree
Yes. However if a girl was raped by her father, she has the right to get an abortion. No sense asking a pervert dad like ... for permission to get an abortion if he has been raping his daughter!
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Who is responsible for teaching sexual education to children, and what is the appropriate age when it should be taught?
Around puberty time parents should teach their kids about sex, but also if you don't have an insane liberal freak teacher, it is okay for schools to discuss sex in a clinical, scientific manner while at the same time discussing birth control options while at the same time not encouraging teen sex, also known as encouraging abstinence.
If you support the teaching of Sex Ed, please answer the following question: Sexual education should include these topics (list all that apply and add your own, if needed) -- Physical and emotional health outcomes; contraceptive methods; consent; abstinence; sexual orientation and gender identity; human anatomy/the reproductive system; abortion methods and side effects; stages of pregnancy and fetal development; sex acts and pleasures of sex
LBGTQ - whatever the that is should not be a part of sex education. Most if not all of the other stuff should be discussed. Students should be taught that ... is a child molester and rapist friend of the deceased mega pedophile ... . Students should be taught how to spot and avoid such people like Trump and Bill Clinton.
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Judeo-Christian values established a framework of morality that is necessary for our system of limited government.
Strongly Disagree
No. I've seen too many Jews and Christians mass murder people. Just look at LBJ in Vietnam, Hillary at Waco and GWB in Iraq. Not to mention Israel's oppression of the Palestinians. It is so disgusting to see people pushing "Judeo-Christian" values who think that a de facto satanist like Trump should be president. What do you know about "Christian" values if you are doing that?
ELECTIONS AND VOTING
People should be able to vote without photo identification.
Strongly Disagree
Bring your photo to vote and make it very easy for people to get drivers' licenses of official photo cards that they can use to vote.
ABOUT YOU
Have you ever been convicted of a felony or been penalized in either civil or criminal court for sexual misconduct? If so, please explain.
No. But ... needs to go to jail for raping little girls with ... and ... needs to be in jail for serial rape.
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A candidate's personal moral values are relevant when considering a candidacy for elective office.
Strongly Agree
Exactly, For example, if Karl Rove is really an ... that would make me much less likely to vote for him for any political office.
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When you consider your views on a wide range of issues from economic and social matters to foreign policy and religious liberty, which of the following best describes you overall?
Moderate
Conservatives are the people who like to mass murder brown skin foreigners - see Vietnam and Iraq. I am much more libertarian on many issues and that does not fit in the outdated left-right paradigm. In general I am anti-war, but I think the USA should help arm Taiwan in protection against the authoritarians in China. I am NOT for the USA fighting a proxy war with Russia over Ukraine. I am 100% opposed to that and I think Joe Biden is a war criminal and a terrorist for blowing up the Nord Steam.
Please provide publicly available information, including interviews and media reports, validating your answer to the previous question (other than your website).
Child molesters like ... should never be allowed to run American foreign policy: https://www.breitbart.com/border/2016/08/23/travis-county-gop-chair-accuses-trump-child-rape/
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Is there anything else you would like voters to know about you?
If I am elected to Eanes Independent School District, Place #3, I will go completely berserk. My actions and my words will ensure that the Eanes School District will receive national, international and even intergalatic media coverage. One of my top qualifications is that I have spent YEARS sharing on social media pictures of hot women with big boobs in bikinis and lingerie. I see myself as an educational first responder and supervisory DJ of the Westlake High School intercom system where, after a school prayer or moment of silence, I will play the Beastie Boys and numerous other classic rock songs. I will also play Queen and David Bowie "Under Pressure." Let's talk some facts here Freddie Mercury may have been weird and he tragically died of AIDS but he was one of the greatest musical artists of all time. Freddie Mercury and Queen is going to be blasting from the speakers of Westlake High School if I am elected to the EISD. Remember, Freddie Mercury's great love was Mary Austin, who he left his London home to after he died. At lunch time we are going to be playing Queen - Under Pressure (Live at Wimberly). Remember Freddie Mercury was a classically trained musician before he became a rocker. He was a hard worker and he had immense talent; he should not have gotten involved in all that gay stuff. Should have stuck with Mary Austin. The brilliance of Queen and Freddy Mercury cannot be overestimated. They played their own instruments and wrote their own songs and the great Freddy Mercury was a brilliant singer. Obviously, Eanes students need to be made aware of this great man who could have been equally an opera singer or a rock and roller. If I am elected to EISD school board, you had better get ready for some Queen to be hitting the intercom in short order.
2ND AMENDMENT
Teachers who are licensed to carry should be allowed to carry guns at school.
Strongly Agree
Teachers, coaches, school administrators, janitors, cafeteria workers and even school security should be allowed to safely, responsibly and properly arm themselves with AR-15s, Glocks, shotguns, knives, body armor, 50 caliber machine guns and hand grenades and bear spray to ward off bad actors. Chugging shots of vodka or sipping Mad dog 20/20 in a paper bag while carrying weapons on school property will not be tolerated. Bad actors need to know a school is like an armed encampment of peace.
OTHER IMPORTANT ISSUES
Under what circumstances (if any) should schools be allowed to require vaccinations?
It is okay to require the normal childhood vaccinations.
I support mask mandates.
Strongly Disagree
I am not for mask mandates. Each individual person should decide if they want to wear a mask based on their own health considerations.
All official open meetings should be live streamed, recorded, and have transcripts available online for public access.
Strongly Agree
And not only that, Alex Stein should be allowed to perform at them!
All votes should be roll call votes and recorded in meeting minutes.
Strongly Agree
I want to see the roll call vote on putting trannies on the female swim or volleyball team ....
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